I honestly wish I had written this, as it is pretty dead-on, but I didn't. THere was a trailer released for Star WArs EP III in the last couple of days. This was a review that I saw:

- Luke looks at suns setting, reminds you that SW was okay once.
- Alec Guinness waffles, reminds you that SW was excellent once.
- Shot of Liam Neeson, reminds you that Schindler's List was good.
- Troops marching in formation so they're evil troops.
- A couple of guys in robes discuss their CGI surroundings.
- Anakin looks up, grimaces, looks mean.
- Anakin rides bike, grimaces, looks mean.
- Alec Guinness again. He was great, wasn't he?
- Anakin looks around, has evil eye, looks mean.
- Lava and spiderbots from Doom 3.
- Then a slideshow of, in quick succession: Darth Suit, Obi, Palpawhatsit, Darth Suit (2), C3P0, R2-D2, Queen Amitadadadala (emotional), Mace Windup (mean), Darth Suit (3), Wookies, Yoda, Darth Suit (4), *deep breath*, spaceships, smootchy, Yoda, spaceships, Mace Windy, Wookies, evil guy, ship peeing all over another ship, Anakin (mean grimacing), R2-D2, Portman (OMG HAIR), ship, Anakin and Obi fighting, spaceships, Anakin & Obi at it again, spaceships, Obi & Anakin again (extra grimacing), spaceships, Emperor (evil, etc), spaceships (one explodes).

Mostly just pictures of stuff to remind you that, hey, this is Star Wars!


In other news, the election is over. Bush won, Daschle lost, the Republicans retained control of most of the government and, perhaps most importantly, the election results of 2000 were validated. Can anyone honestly argue any more that Bush did not win in 2000? I do not think so, else how could you explainwhat happened in 2002 and 2004.